1. I got the flu. 2. My car broke down. 3. I rode in a tow truck. 4. I almost threw up on the floor at the supermarket. 5. I wrote somebody an email that said: "Fuck Dave Eggers and his ilk." 6. I hyperventilated. 7. I got derailed. 8. I had a revelation. 9. I shifted from being psyched about going to NYC to being super-psyched about going to NYC. 10. I admired some women dressed in meat.