My most recent post for Thought Catalog is online. It's called "I Get Email." It's about all the crazy emails I get.
Because I have been on the internet for a long time, I get a fair amount of email. From people I don’t know. People who, I assume, think they know me, because they know me on the internet, which is to say they don’t know me at all. They know me as a simulacrum. The pixel, not the flesh.["I Get Email"]