My latest installment of my "Stupid Advice" column for Playboy's The Smoking Jacket is now online. This time, I take on Men's Health's stupid advice about what a woman is saying by what she's wearing.
According to Jones, women have a “secret language,” and that secret language can be found in their clothing choices. While I do agree that women have a secret language, it’s not in their style. It’s in their vaginas.[Stupid Advice: What Her Clothing Says About Her]
Unfortunately, the contract I signed upon becoming a woman bars me from sharing that secret language – suffice to say, it’s more complicated than Klingon ...