After I posted my "Hire Me" post, I heard from someone who was sent the link to the post from someone else, and now I'm doing some part-time copywriting and social media marketing for an iconic American brand.
As it turns out, when it comes to channeling the inner-voices of inanimate objects, I am a natural.
If you know of someone hiring a copywriter or looking for someone to do social media marketing, or know of someone who may know of someone, shoot me an email.