One of my jobs is Digital Copywriter for Billion-Dollar Brands. That's a Fancy Way of Saying I write Facebook and Twitter content for products that are in your home, in all likelihood. For reasons I will never be able to fully explain, I really like doing it. And I'm really good at it. I can turn Totally Horrible Engagement into Super Awesome Engagement. If you are a Bigwig at a Big Company or a Digital Leader at a Bespoke Firm looking to Radically Boost your clients' Digital Engagement, email me, and we can discuss What I Can Do for You.
Updated to add: Coke is not a client. I just came across the image and liked it.