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Oh, the irony burns. One of the worst written 'articles' I've ever seen. It was like listening to some snooty high school diva telling the ugly girl why she'll never amount to anything. The question is...why did you write it? You break one of the major rules by failing to sum up your train of thought...the article just ends after tip #3. What the moral of the story here is, and the conclusion you should have drawn, is that even if your skill set is sophomoric (like yours), you can still fool the people at Forbes into hiring you.

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