1. Bill Maher: "I'd have to go
up on you."
2. Candice Bergen: "Well,
duh."
3. Little Richard: "How can I get some?"
4. Mickey Rourke: "Do you know that girl, that German girl?"
5. Ron Jeremy: "I'm not talking to you anymore."
6. Angelina Jolie: "I'm wearing [?]."
7. Chuck D.: "I see what you're doing now."
8. Hugh Hefner: "Nice to meet you."
9. [Redacted]: "I don't really like to have sex."
10. Bishop Don Magic Juan: "I'm gonna call you Angel."
[Music via
This Isn't Happiness]