Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Things famous people have said to me

1. Bill Maher: "I'd have to go up on you."

2. Candice Bergen: "Well, duh."

3. Little Richard: "How can I get some?"

4. Mickey Rourke: "Do you know that girl, that German girl?"

5. Ron Jeremy: "I'm not talking to you anymore."

6. Angelina Jolie: "I'm wearing [?]."

7. Chuck D.: "I see what you're doing now."

8. Hugh Hefner: "Nice to meet you."

9. [Redacted]: "I don't really like to have sex."

10. Bishop Don Magic Juan: "I'm gonna call you Angel."

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