Wednesday, April 6, 2011

How to be a professional blogger

Dream of becoming an overnight billionaire? Know you've got what it takes to become a professional blogger? Willing to never get dressed and never leave the house so you can blog all the time? Here's how I realized my childhood dream. I became a Forbes blogger.
In this situation, the blogger is a horse. The horse has a rider. The rider is Forbes. The rider is holding a stick with a string attached to the end of it. At the end of the string, there is a carrot. The carrot is money. The carrot is dangled in front of the horse, and the horse keeps stepping forward in order to get the carrot.
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