Thursday, January 6, 2011

How to manscape

My latest STUPID ADVICE column for Playboy's The Smoking Jacket is online: "The Art of Manscaping."
Speaking for women, or at least this woman, we don’t understand why you would want to place a sharp object near your penis. This just seems unwise. For a wide variety of reasons. We love you, but if you accidentally hack off your phallus with a razor, we may have to seek out romantic relations elsewhere. That is how we roll.
[Read it]